A queen choosing a site in April is looking for one thing: a dry, sheltered void with a small entrance and nothing going in and out of it. Here is where that turns out to be on a British house, roughly in order of how often we find them.
More nests are in roof spaces than anywhere else, and it is not close. A loft is large, dry, undisturbed for months at a time and full of small entrances at the eaves. The nest may be against the felt, up in the apex, or down in the insulation.
For the job it is usually the most straightforward category, because the entrance is on the outside and reachable, so nobody has to go into the loft at all. The nest is left where it is once the colony is dead.
The second big group, and often really the first one seen from the ground, because the traffic is at eye level from the garden. The wasps are using a joint at the end of a soffit run, a ventilation slot, a gap at a dry-verge unit, or the space behind a fascia board.
Sometimes the nest is in that shallow void; more often the void is simply the way into the roof. Either way it is treated at the opening, from the ground.
A disused flue is close to ideal and produces the nests that end up with wasps in the fireplace. Cavity walls are entered at airbricks, weep vents, eroded mortar and the gap round a waste pipe, and the colony can sit a storey above the hole it is using.
These two are the positions where blocking the entrance does the most damage. Wasps sealed into a flue or a cavity chew inward, and the nearest soft material is the plaster of the room on the other side.
Anywhere with regular traffic, light and vibration. That is why nests in occupied rooms, in use chimneys, in busy garages and in the middle of a well-used garden are rare, and why almost every nest is found in a place nobody had looked at since the spring.
It is also the practical hint for anyone trying to find one: think about the parts of your property that have been left alone since April, and start there.
The roof void, by a wide margin. It is dry, large, undisturbed and has plenty of small entrances at the eaves.
Yes, commonly — entered through an airbrick, a weep vent, an eroded mortar joint or the gap round a waste pipe. The nest is often a storey above the hole the wasps are using.
Often. An old rodent run under a lawn or bank is a favourite, and all you see is a hole the size of a coin with traffic at it.
Because your building offered a gap into a dry undisturbed void and theirs did not. It is rarely luck — it is usually one findable feature.
Twenty Berkshire towns, each with its own page written for that place.
Wasp nest removal is a fixed £90, with no call-out charge. Tell us roughly where the wasps are going in — a roof edge, an airbrick, a hole in the lawn, a shed — and how high up it is, and we will come back to you.
A fixed £90, with no call-out charge, and you do not need to have found the nest before you ring.